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iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

stupidstagram:

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH