sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

(via schbatsky)

(Source: wtfstyls, via sluttyteenwolf)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via sluttyteenwolf)

it’s my bf’s birthday yayayyayaayyay happy birthday bb!

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

(via textpostsrus)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via textpostsrus)

martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil

(Source: sadassassin, via textpostsrus)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

if i worked at a coffee shop i would wake up every morning and tweet “RISE N GRIND” bc it would be hilarious and also very true

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

(via imperfectnessisperfect)

make-life-a-fairytale:

keep-it-funny:

nikaidotadashi:

evilmaycry:

whats eurovision

once a year europe go together and fight a war but since we’re civilized people we don’t use weapons we send our worst singer to try and make the other countries deaf. we are forced into submission to vote on one of the other countries and the winner rules europe for the next year as the Supreme Commander Of Eurovision All Glory To Him/Her/Them

IM STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT IRELAND DIDN’T WIN IN 2012

(via the-awkward-platypus)

(Source: imjust-a-girl, via warminsidemyshell)

piidove:

if youre younger but taller than me im arresting you

(via imperfectnessisperfect)